Lacey Vanderpool
Lacey is a cataloger at the NorthArk Community College library. She supports the Communist ‘Redneck Revolt’ John Brown Gun Club domestic terrorist organization. You can contact her to ask what her favorite translation of Das Kapital available at the library is by e-mailing lvanderpool@northark.edu or by calling 870-391-3122. She’s being relisted here because I was just reminded by a Harrison resident that I failed to honor her with a picture. Now, you know why. What a dog! That mutt is unleashed at 1859 Mimosa Ln, Harrison AR, 72601, if you don’t have a phone or e-mail and would like to send a postcard and ask Lacey how long we have to wait for the dictatorship of the proletariat to arrive.
Katie Blessing
If you’re downtown in Harrison and have the same problem, you can stop by the Boone County public library and ask Katie Blessing. She’s not only a supporter of the Communist ‘Redneck Revolt’ group, but she pushes the LGBTQ agenda, oh, and loves working with children. She’s not from around here, but likes Harrison better than her native Toledo…all except for the too many White people part, tbh. Probably don’t ask her TOO specific a question, though, since she got her college degree in something amorphously called “interdisciplinary studies”. I think that’s what happens when an undeclared major never gets declared. Other fetishes she and Lacey have in common, besides the LGBTQ and Communist thing? They’re both dog lovers. State law might prohibit publishing pictures of Jack and Skyler, however. Katie states that she is available for $30 per hour, but admits that her hourly rate is negotiable. Now, THAT’S Capitalism!
SimplyFred
You have to be a card carrying member of the LGBT community these days to finish college and get a white collar job.